For the ladies

This is a special message to the ladies out there who have a fear of what lurks on public restroom toilet seats:

HOVERING OVER THE TOILET SEAT WHILE TRYING NOT TO TOUCH IT IS EXACTLY WHAT IS CREATING FILTH ON THE TOILET SEAT!

I am sorry for shouting, but good god people. There is very little that can be transferred from a butt to the seat and picked up by another butt. But if you HOVER, the pee splatters all over the seat and creates wet problems for the next person. Don’t you notice the toilet seat when you turn around to flush? Can you not see the nastiness you are leaving? It should be common sense to at least wipe off the seat of it gets wet, but people are apparently afraid of their own pee.

Once and for all, read this ABC.com report on how there is NOTHING to be feared from sitting on a toilet seat:

Article: You can find more germs on a desktop than a toilet seat.

If you still have to hover, PLEASE clean up after yourself.

Thank you.